PlasticMind's Xanga

The Boy & The Girl: The Abridged Edition

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:56:00 GMT

When Jessica and I got engaged, I wrote a rather lengthy, sentimental account of our story up to that point entitled The Boy & The Girl. Well, there’s nothing overly nostalgic about a 24th birthday or the two-year, five-month and three week anniversary of our wedding; so I decided to celebrate Jessica’s birthday by creating an abridged version.

My Alien Encounter

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:37:14 GMT

So this is what the people who wander the streets at 4am see.

Twittering Isn't Just For Pansies

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:45:35 GMT

Now, lest you all, upon seeing "Jesse is twittering:" in my Facebook status, think that I’m "giggling nervously" or "tittering" all the time, allow me to explain.

Monday Morning Smile Fodder

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:10:27 GMT

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My delicate little wife.

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Why I <3 Huckabee

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:28:26 GMT

I’m fully prepared for you to disagree. Comment forms are standing by.

Flat Stanley's Comeuppance

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:34:34 GMT

Meet Stanley, the six-inch-high amputee who didn't follow directions.

The Good, The Bad, The Ukulele

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:31:31 GMT

Never underestimate the power of tiny guitars in large groups.

Life Is Funny, Ep. 1

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:21:15 GMT

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Show me the man that says life is boring, and I’ll throw him in a vat of sugar-free pudding with Bill Cosby.

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Updates from the Wandering Dullard

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:51:47 GMT

Bah. I should have written this a week ago. That’s what I get for thinking I’d have time for pleasantries after almost a week away from the office. Let’s pretend it’s last Sunday night and I’m sitting at the San Francisco airport waiting for my plane. Ugh. That’s so last week. Here goes anyway.

Rockstars, Coyotes and Fig Pizza

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:26:10 GMT

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My tour of California has been fast and furious.

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